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Man arrested for Donut Glaze,tested positive as meth!

Discussion in 'Stories' started by tohunt4me, Jan 9, 2017.

  1. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Cops and DoNuts.
    Urban legend has it police are donut afficiando's. Not so in this case. An officer mistook Crispy Creme donut Glaze that flaked off one of their tasty DoNuts as Crystal Methamphetamine !
    The offending donut Glaze was tested,and confirmed by the testing kit as being the drug meth!
    Same with kitty litter found in another man's car. Something is obviously afoul with these testing kits. Be careful eating DoNuts in your Uber car !
     

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  2. TwoFiddyMile

    TwoFiddyMile Well-Known Member

    Location:
    charlotte
    Driving:
    Taxi
    Chocolate dipped please.
    Frosted doughnuts are clearly for dopefiends.
     
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  3. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Apparently so. The chocolate may test as positive for Mexican heroine !
    I am very concerned. I enjoy a hot fresh beignet from Cafe DuMonde from time to time . . .powdered sugar can get everywhere. The guy with the cat litter couldn't get bail for 3 days !
     
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  4. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    How do you get reactivated by Uber for " DoNut Glaze "?
     
  5. ChortlingCrison

    ChortlingCrison Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Westwood
    That's a new one. Call it the donut with that "special" frosting.
     
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  6. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Uber deactivates on heresay !
    The police tested the cat litter 3 times ! Came back positive for meth each time ! I leave Altoids on the bottom of my speedometer for ez reach while driving. Will I be arrested ? What will they test as ?
     
  7. TwoFiddyMile

    TwoFiddyMile Well-Known Member

    Location:
    charlotte
    Driving:
    Taxi
    If I lived in New Orleans I'd get fat
    Etufee
    Jambalaya
    Gumbo
    Etc
    Etc
     
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  8. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Diet do nut ? Eat one don't feel hungry for 3 days ?
    No Wonder Tony the Tiger was always Hyper !
    Wonder if he used the confiscated cat litter too ?
     
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  9. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Only the tip of the iceberg.
    Fried frog legs,alligator sauce picante,oyster po boys,Muffalatta sandwiches . . .crawfish pistolettes,boudin balls,100's of cookbooks.
     

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  10. TwoFiddyMile

    TwoFiddyMile Well-Known Member

    Location:
    charlotte
    Driving:
    Taxi
    And the music oh boy...
    I'd be in 5 bands down there.
     
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  11. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    You could probably make more than driving. Walk down Bourbon Street past 10 bars,they are side by side for blocks,and hear 8 types of live music. On a Monday night. Then Frenchmen Street oak Street by Tulane & Loyola Universities.
    Plenty music.
     
  12. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Mardi Gras celebrations have started.wraps up Feb.28.
    Won't be a hotel room within 100 miles on weekends.
    Going to be King Cake Season!
    Much better than DoNuts!
    ( they ship these out all over the country if you can't make it here to get one) they used to bake a tiny porcelain baby into the cake. Now it's plastic,and the purchaser has to insert it from underneath the cake( choking liability lawsuits) whoever gets the piece with the baby must buy the next cake.
     

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  13. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Since you got me started . . .
    The greatest free show on Earth.
    I'm not just talking about the colorful floats costumes,beads,and trinkets or even the Zulu coconuts.
    They even have a women's crew who throw highly decorated shoes .
    . . there will be large chested scantily clad women baring breasts for long beads. Some will walk the streets only wearing long beads and long hair. They won't let me show pictures here . . . Google it,go watch YouTube videos.
    And if naked wild women in beads are not your thing, the far end of Bourbon Street has many gay bars full of men doing the same.
    Straight or gay,the Mardi Gras gay parade is unmatched . . .better costumes than a Las Vegas show..
     
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  14. Tatertot

    Tatertot Member

    Location:
    Atlanta
    I've heard you can get donuts with special ingredients but not meth.
     
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  15. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Must be a new thing . . .
     
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  16. Mears Troll Number 4

    Mears Troll Number 4 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando
    Driving:
    Taxi
    You will be held for possession of rohypnol and suspicion of rape.
    Let's see what else...
    MDMA
    Ecstasy
    Controlled narcotics without a prescription
    DUI of course for driving while on any of the above..
    And of course my personal favorite, driving while Asian? Does that apply to you?
     
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  17. yojimboguy

    yojimboguy Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Madison, WI
    If you are leaving fragments of donut glaze behind, you're eating it wrong.
     
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  18. jp300h

    jp300h Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Orlando, FL 32828
    Driving:
    UberSELECT
    Insert [not a problem after strip search] joke here...
     
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  19. shiftydrake

    shiftydrake Well-Known Member

    Location:
    st liuis
    I don't care if it's "just the tip" of an iceberg........po boys boudin balls or not......that just sounds dirty...:eek:
     
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  20. tohunt4me

    tohunt4me Well-Known Member

    Location:
    new orleans , la.
    Even dirtier sounding are the SHRIMP BALLS !
    Much Larger than they sound.
    AND ,it's a NAWLINS thing,PO-BOYS WITH DEBRIS !
     
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